Misanthropic. Incendiary. Misguided. Rambunctious. Dirty. Primitive. Contemptuous.
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Prayer circle for my poor abused and neglected cat as she struggles through another one of life’s many injustices. Does she want to eat from her bowl of premium, name brand cat food now or later? Does she want to sleep on one of her three special cat beds, or simply claim my queen size bed as her own? Which of her mountains of toys does she want to demolish all over my living room? 

These are but a taste of the problems that plague her. Listen closely and you will hear her heaving huge sighs and sad moans a la Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy at the ruin of her life. This poor creature.

Prayer circle for my poor abused and neglected cat as she struggles through another one of life’s many injustices. Does she want to eat from her bowl of premium, name brand cat food now or later? Does she want to sleep on one of her three special cat beds, or simply claim my queen size bed as her own? Which of her mountains of toys does she want to demolish all over my living room? 

These are but a taste of the problems that plague her. Listen closely and you will hear her heaving huge sighs and sad moans a la Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy at the ruin of her life. This poor creature.